Est. whenever · Members only
Hillbilly Yacht Club
Official club gear for folks whose boat is also a bathtub. Big print on the back, club crest on the chest, plunger sold separately.
The Tees
Big design on the back, crest on the chest. Hover for the front.
Women's Relaxed Fit
Same club, roomier cut.
Hats & Beanies
Embroidered. Sun, rain, and the occasional capsizing.
Club Rules
- Any vessel that floats counts. Mostly floats also counts.
- The Commodore's word is final, unless he's napping.
- No wake zone means nothing to a bathtub.
- Bring your own plunger. Do not ask what it's for.
- Dues are paid in bait, beer, or a good fish story.
Play Hillbilly Yacht Club
The idle fishing game where the gear is as questionable as the boats.
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